Dear people of the world!

Finals are coming up and I couldn't be more happy! Most of my classes are projects and they are all pretty much done. Happy day! I just withdrew from one of my bitchy classes and only have to worry about one test. Happy days!

Yet, this isn't the reason for my journal today. I'm going to talk about my most hated holiday, Christmas and it's icon Santa Claus.

Here some reasons why I hate this Holiday and Santa Claus. First of all, I didn't always hate Christmas, I mean I liked it, but not as much as Easter. Yet, when I got older and I got out from under my rock and started to hear all those horrible Christmas songs, being bombarded with holiday adds and spending all your money on everyone to the point of only having five bucks to pay for food and gas, can make any normal person kind of spiteful at the holiday. Okay, maybe the last part was my fault, but people can agree with me on rest of them!

So that's why I'm not too 'Jolly' around Christmas time. As to why I hate Santa Claus, that's a whole different story. Unlike most children I never believe in Santa Claus. I knew where the presents came from and so on. My point is that I was not exposed to a guy in a red suit until in my teens. I don't know if this was a good or bad thing, but when I had to stand next to the jolly guy in the red suit, it totally freaked me out. I mean to have a 13 year-old scared to death of Santa Claus is a sad thing.

But after a few years, I found there IS a reason for me to fear the old guy. Here they are:

* Any older guy who gives candy & toys to children in the dead of night should be a dead give away to his 'true' intentions.

* Secondly when an old guy lives in the south pole with only his wife (could be more considered his nurse) and with a 'work shop' with a bunch of 'little' elves he calls his little helpers. Don't tell me that's not a dead give away to what he really is.

* The red slay. Okay if I was trying to NOT be seen by people at the dead of night, I wouldn't put bells on my REINDEER and paint my sled red, unless I was expecting to get some attention from young children. Might as well call it a Man Van.

* As for the reindeer, that should be obvious. They use cute animals all the time to get kids attention. Why not use exotic ones with bells on it. If I was a kid, I would totally go for it.

* As for his 'giant' red bag. One can only assume, he actually stealing kids.

That's my reasons. Call me a freak, a creep, a hater of Christmas, it's okay, I get it all the time. But you can't say that there is something behind that Santa Claus.

Bunny: Don't worry people, she just hasn't taken her meds today.

-Senko